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When you go to the mind reader, do you get half price?		1002
Since my last report, your child has reached rock bottom and has started to dig.		759
Your son is depriving a village somewhere of an idiot.		726
Your son sets low personal standards and then consistently fails to achieve them.		244
The student has a "full six-pack" but lacks the plastic thing to hold it all together.		183
When your daughter''s IQ reaches 50, she should sell.		1199
The gates are down, the lights are flashing, but the train isn''t coming.		253
If this student were any more stupid, he''d have to be watered twice a week.		263
The wheel is turning but the hamster is definitely dead.		252
Your so bald, when you wear a turtle neck you look like one!		280

He is living proof that man can live without a brain!		1624
Who wears your GOOD clothes?		1266
When your daughter''s IQ reaches 50, she should sell.		1199
When you go to the mind reader, do you get half price?		1002
I bet your mother has a loud bark!		877
Yours was an unnatural birth; you came from a human being.		762
Since my last report, your child has reached rock bottom and has started to dig.		759
Your son is depriving a village somewhere of an idiot.		726
Man alive! But I wish you weren''t.		572
Your so bald, when you wear a turtle neck you look like one!		280

Your so stupid you got locked in a grocery store and starved to death!		275
Your so bald, when you wear a turtle neck you look like one!		280
When your daughter''s IQ reaches 50, she should sell.		1199
Your son is depriving a village somewhere of an idiot.		726
I''d like to see things from your point of view but I can''t seem to get my head that far up my ass.		171
You''re so dumb you think manual labor is a Mexican!		158
Yo momma house so small the doormat just says		204
Who wears your GOOD clothes?		1266
You''re so ugly when you were born, your mother saw the afterbirth and said "Twins!"		171
If this student were any more stupid, he''d have to be watered twice a week.		263

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